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"Stephen A. Jarowski" <[log in to unmask]>
Mon, 28 Sep 1998 12:05:52 -0400
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Dear professional dieter,

     Do not think of this message as another email fattening your
mailbox.  As a therapist specializing in healthy diets, you have been
carefully culled from lists of possible recipients.  There is no
obligation on your part other than your attention span for a brief time.

     Enclosed as a postscript to this email is the company's promotion
materials and ordering blank.  The jist of this message is to inform you

of a dietary cookie produced by Geneva Healthways Inc.  Unlike others
you may have eaten or endorsed in the past the cookie's natural
ingredients "burn" off calories rather than merely omit them from a
diet.

     Interested!  Want to know more?

     As I do support the nutritional aspects of the cookie, I do endorse

posting the attached postscript file as a poster on a relevant bulletin
board of your choice.

Sincerely, with regards SAJ

P.S. See Below.


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   Creating A High Fiber, Low Fat Cookie That is  Highly Effective for
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loss process". Consumers have reported losing weight from the very first

day.  News of the dramatic weight loss people have received on the
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         Cookie A Day Helps Melt The Fat Away

The effect the Cookie has on your body is truly amazing.  The
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flab.

Regardless of how many times you have tried unsuccessfully to lose
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         Cookies Are Safe and Effective

Research shows that its unique formula helps to stimulate your body's
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so effective at reducing fat, there is a tendency for people to overdo
it.  Do not allow yourself to become too thin.  If you lose weight too
rapidly, limit your intake or even skip a day.  Have a goal in mind and
try not to go beyond it.  People have found one cookie a day is good
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         Limited Supplies Due to Consumer Demand

In order to ensure an adequate supply of cookies for our regular
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recommend that you take a minimum of one cookie per day and no more than

two cookies per day along with your normal eight glasses of water.
Balanced eating habits along with regular exercise are also suggested.
If you ever wanted to lose weight the easy way, Geneva Health Cookies
are for you.


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knowing that if you are not completely satisfied with the results, you
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Order directly by using the following order blank and mailing your
payment to:

             Geneva Healthways, 13681 Newport Ave. #8317, Tustin, CA
92780

 Order Your Cookies Today!

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  Yes, please send me the Geneva Health Cookie Diet!  I understand it is
fully guaranteed.  I am ordering:

       (   )   1 Box:  $29.90    (   )   2 boxes:  $49.90    (    )   3
boxes: $64.90

Ship to:

Name __________________________________________________
Address _________________________________________________
City ___________________________________________________
State__________________________Zip____________
Telephone_______/_____________


I would like to lose:  ( )  less than 20 lbs.  ( )  between 20-50 lbs.
( )  above 50 lbs.


Office Use: 146381

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