Congratulation
on Your
20th Birthday,
Lady Ada
Christoph Grein
Primeval times when Babbage dwelt:
not were bit nor byte
nor operating system,
not hardware below
nor above software,
abyss abundant,
but computer nowhere.
And lo, there was Ada,
and Ada separated the numbers
and split them,
in Zero and One did she split them.
And there was Zuse,
and Zuse created the beast Z1,
which fed on the numbers
created by Ada,
and there was absolute joy among
mankind.
And mankind created languages
that they be able to command the
creatures
which fed on the numbers,
and the numbers were commands
and the commands were numbers.
And there rose two giants,
Fortran and Algol.
And the giants were fruitful and
multiplied,
and sprang from them of languages
countless many:
APL and PL/1,
Simula and Jovial,
Lisp and Cobol.
And Wirth created Pascal and Modula.
And there were Oberon and Occam and
Eiffel,
C and C++,
Prolog and Smalltalk.
And there was a great confusion among
mankind,
and one man did not understand the
other man's words,
and some did not understand their own
words.
And DoD spoketh:
"Let us restore concord among mankind
and create ONE language,
that all men speak the same language,
in the large as in the small."
And there arose Strawman,
and Strawman begat Woodenman,
and Woodenman begat Tinman,
and Tinman begat Ironman.
Ironman however begat Steelman.
And lo, from him emerged of colours four:
Red, Green, Yellow and Blue.
And the colours were weighed and found
wanting
except one.
And ANSI spoketh to Green:
"Ada shalt be thy name henceforth
and servest all mankind
in the large as in the small."
And DoD spoketh:
"Thou shalt not have another language
beside Ada."
And Ada shone in beauty,
and it was the day of the Lord
the 10th of December 1980.
The original was published in German on her 18th birthday. It can be found at
http://home.T-Online.de/home/Christ-Usch.Grein/AdaMagica/18.html
this English version at
http://home.T-Online.de/home/Christ-Usch.Grein/AdaMagica/20.html
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Mein Radunfall
My bike accident
Christoph Grein
Mitglied von Ada-Deutschland
Member of Ada Germany
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http://home.T-Online.de/home/Christ-Usch.Grein
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