In a message dated 01-Dec-1998 08:45:51 AM Central Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes: << View of computer or terminal near window. Dark outside. Programmer behind it, with milk mustache and look of anguish. Glass of milk in mid-air on the way down. Cut to title: "Got Ada?" >> Here's another 30 second commercial: Three programmers working. First two huddled over cluttered desk busy staring at monitor, checking notes, acting apprehensive and distraught. Slightly disheveled clothing. Third [Ada programmer] at clean desk. Calm, cool, collected. Neatly dressed. Ada programmer turns off computer and gets up: "Well, I guess you guys will be working late again!" First programmer responds: "What, don't tell me your done!" Ada programmer respondes while leaving: "Yes." [pause] "Good night." Second programmer asks first: "What's his secret?" First programmer replies somewhat mournfully and/or jealously: "He uses Ada." Both turn to see monitor turn to blue screen of death with accompaning buzz of PC speaker. One of them says: "Oh not again!!!!" Closing shot: Ada programmer driving home happy. <insert appropriate Ada phrase here> (c) Todd Coniam p.s. Anyone whishing to use this in an actual commercial, please contact me. p.p.s. Be assured I'm not greedy folks. I'd just like a little recognition (and renumeration) for my idea.